Your really cool friend,
on call.
Book a 1:1 video session with a vetted human tastemaker — a real person who actually knows what’s current. What people are wearing, saying, watching, and how they really use AI. Stay current without the scroll.
advisers are human, never AI · sessions from $59 · contains: real opinions
Human, never AI.
fig. 2 — friends. contains: social contacts. side effects include knowing things.
An algorithm can tell you what was trending yesterday. It cannot tell you what’s quietly over, what reads as trying too hard, or what your reference is actually signaling. Every session here is a live conversation with a real person who’s genuinely in it — vetted, scored, and re-certified every quarter.
No feeds, no summaries, no synthetic “trend reports” from a model. If you wanted that, you’d already have it.
Three steps to noticeably more current.
Pick your person
Browse the roster by lane — style, slang, AI, music, screens, food. Every tastemaker is vetted and carries a Verified Current badge with a real re-certification date.
Pick a time
Open times sit right on the profile, in your timezone. One click on a slot and you're a single screen from booked — The Catch-Up (30 min, $59) or The Deep Dive (60 min, $109).
Get current
A live video call. Ask anything. Leave with what's actually current — and what to quietly retire. Calendar file and reminders included.
lanes of being behind
entry price. an impulse, not a committee
tastemakers keep 90% for 90 days, self-sourced
re-certification. currency is a practice
Featured tastemakers.
Juno Marsh
Verified Current@junomarsh · New York, NY
Will tell you which of your 'timeless pieces' quietly expired.
sessions from $59 · human, never AI
Dario Quinteros
Verified Current@darioq · Los Angeles, CA
Translates the internet before it gets to your feed, stale.
sessions from $59 · human, never AI
Mabel Osei
Verified Current@mabelosei · Chicago, IL
Knows how people actually use AI — not how keynotes say they do.
sessions from $59 · human, never AI
profiles marked “sample” are seed data for demo purposes — real tastemaker recruitment is underway
For you. And for the brand that pays you.
1:1 sessions
The Catch-Up — $59 · The Deep Dive — $109. A personal briefing from someone who actually knows. Gift a session to the chronically behind person in your life.
Browse tastemakersFor brands & agencies
Trend consults, moderated tastemaker panels, embedded advisors, and one-week Pulse Sprints. Concierge-run: we handle curation, contracts, NDAs, and synthesis.
Talk to The DeskAre you current?
Ten questions. Scored honestly. High scorers should probably apply to the roster. Low scorers know where the booking button is.
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