Vintage dealer's kid, downtown fixture, closet editor for people who swear they don't care (they care). Juno reads a fit the way other people read a room. She won't make you dress younger — she'll make you stop dressing like a screenshot from four years ago.

“verified current” = a passed quarterly currency check — a timed 20-minute mini-brief, scored by a human. fail twice and a tastemaker is paused from the directory. currency is a practice, not a status.

sample profile — seed data while real tastemaker recruitment happens. no real person depicted.