Group-chat historian. Dario tracks where phrases are born, who's allowed to use them, and the exact week they die. He'll decode your comment section, flag what reads as trying too hard, and tell you — kindly — which words you need to retire immediately.

“verified current” = a passed quarterly currency check — a timed 20-minute mini-brief, scored by a human. fail twice and a tastemaker is paused from the directory. currency is a practice, not a status.

sample profile — seed data while real tastemaker recruitment happens. no real person depicted.